I am a sappy show business loser. I am currently in London I have performed a bunch of UK shows I have seen museums and art I have eaten a bung load of fish chips and I have written a joke about rape that I think should be shellacked and placed on the wall so that even my grandmother can stare at it and think Oh What A Scamp! But what has brought me joy? Was it the delightful inclusion of muffins with every meal or was it learning that Winston Churchill used to work mostly from bed so that he can spread put his paper. Negative
joy comes to me sitting in the hostel pub cold emailing and cold calling ookers to attempt to get showcased
Someone once said show business should bring you joy but it will never bring you money. Well I think I am that sap who gets joy from this dumb profession. Holy Lord I suck. Okay I am off to yell "that presidents right" near an Egypt rally as punishment for putting this on the Internet
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