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So this is 2011. I am 5 days in and so far I like it. It has many things that 2010 had such as people screaming ECONOMIC REFORM, EDUCATION, STARBUCKS. Do you care what I have to say about 2010? It was the biggest step forward for me professionally, I ended a 3 year relationship and that if you drink enough rum you can boot the door to a pizza place and make a guy prepare your slice even though the pizza place was closed. But above all else I found out that no matter how many odd 80's comedians say it men and women and women are the same. We both shit, we both piss, we both jerk off we both as group took about the cartoonish style of the genitalia that will always end up in our mouths. Yet we truly enjoy thinking that the opposite sex is "crazy" or different. Thanks for that lesson 2010. Okay that last sentence gave me blogger douche chills so I am going to bleach my under foreskin. Also I headline the Toronto yuk Yuks 224 Richmond