alberta

oh hey everyone I am attempting to not write materiel so I am writing a blog instead.

Currently I am sitting in the red meat stuffed arms of Calgary alberta. Edmonton was last weekend. I find this corner of the world odd no real reason, its just such a big open spaced wasteland filled with smiles and money.

(I have just re-read the above paragraph and it confirms my suspicions. I AM BAD WRITING BLOGS. Many other comedian penned blogs are thoughtful, interesting and full of social commentary. Mine seem to be forced pieces of expression. WHY? well I think it is because I never get the point of blogs. Does any individuals opinion matter and what makes my voice so special((after reading this paragraph another realization hit me when writing a blog I am come off as a retarded self loathing puss I am not. I am great thanks for asking ))

In other news I met a heckler last night who said those in the Occupy movement should get guns and rise against the government. It struck me as an odd suggestion.

i hate this blog but i will keep updating

(this will be the most recent post for months, guaranteed)