He lives

Hello,
Where have I been. Mostly I have been biking around toronto looking for alleys to pee in and gals to hug and kiss. Besides these important things I have been telling jokes a lot, I recorded a DVD which was an experience akin to dry kissing (enjoyable at first and then bone crushingly irritating towards the end). I also have a tan, been to cottage country, say a five star hotel room, farted a lot, filled up with love with the fact that my friend Dave Merehje won the Just for Laughs Homegrown which shows me that working hard and being insane about everything including pants pays off, I have stopped eating poached eggs, tried to quit smoking, determined i am immune to cancer and I turned 26.

I am sorry i do not update you more blog. It is because i hate you is all