farts and protein

So today I had a protein powder and what a delight that stuff is. My word that little stuff created the greatest farts in the history of both farting and history. They puckered my bung-hole in-word and fired out silent clouds of fart and it was fantastic to watch people react to the stench after I had disappeared around the corner or further down the street. As I marched into the gym I swear the construction crew I past in my journey to go blast my quads have stopped work so they can search for a leak. I begin doing push ups next to a hot a blonde. Not like magazine cover attractive more like stripper with a heart of gold and a nose of meth attractive. This girl looks like she knows more about my penis then I do. So check this more a moment we are both doing some cardio. I am doing sit ups and she is doing sit ups all the while my ass is firing the most angelic little clouds of gas you can imagine. She is distracted and obviously has not detected the smell. But enter 4 or the biggest gangsterish black body builders approach us to use the weights and the smell hits them in a way that they all erupt in a loud “A girl what you been eating”

In conclusion farts rule and so do black people. Blonde girls are alright.